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Offsides
May 01, 2008
Europeans don't go into corners
A hockey player was in Europe. Down on his luck, he robbed a bank. When the police arrived, they chased the robber. He ran into a corner and the police were unable to catch him…. because Europeans don’t go into corners.
david_cisneros
Apr 07, 2008
Funny stuff
dactribble
Nov 19, 2007
Comic strip
If you like comic strip, drop by my profie and check them out.
LizOak
Nov 08, 2007
Hockey-religion joke
Warning: if you’re really sensitive towards religous humour, then stop reading…
Why doesn’t Jesus like playing hockey?
Because he keeps on getting nailed to the boards.
Check out my joke hockey blog at http://thelinesman.blogspot.com/
mimii87
Oct 24, 2007
Matter of Perspective
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in the park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook. “But I’m not a Leafs fan,” the little hero replied. “Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just
assumed you were,” said the reporter and starts again. “Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack” he continued writing in his notebook. “I’m not a Jays fan either,” the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. “What team, do you root for?” the reporter asked. “I’m a Boston Bruins fan.” the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bast*** from Boston Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
xfire_lady
Oct 12, 2007
Keeping it in the family.....
A kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG REDWINGS fan. She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Redwings fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Lennie… the teacher looks at Lennie and says, “Len, you’re not a Redwings fan?”
He says, “Nope, I’m a Colorado Avalanche fan!” She says, “Well why are you a Avs fan and not a Redwings fan?” to which Lennie replies, “Well, my mom is a Avs fan, and my dad is a Avs fan, so I’m a Avs fan.”
The teacher’s not very happy. She’s a little hot under the collar and says, “Well, if your mom’s an idiot, and your dad’s a moron, then what would you be?!” Lennie says, “Then I’d be a Redwings fan!”
caps1168
Jan 19, 2007
Samuel L. Jackson coaching junior hockey
“One, drop your glove, Two, catch jersey, Three, over the head, and where I’m from we call this the Inglewood Jack.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WILRZ4bGVs
duckgirl
Jan 17, 2007
1 REASON NOT TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER
They smell, and I mean really, really smell, especially their equipment and locker rooms.
bladesgal17
Jan 06, 2007
It's All About Perspective
Little Billy arrived home after his hockey game, threw open the door and ran to his Dad.
“How was the game, son? How did you do?” asked his father, who was unable to attend the game.
“You aren’t going to believe it, Dad!” Billy exclaimed. “I was responsible for the winning goal!”
“That’s wonderful,” his dad said. “How did you do that?”
“I missed my check on the other team’s best scorer!”
bladesgal17
Jan 04, 2007
10 REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER
1. We have great hands
2. We always wear protection
3. We have tremendous stamina and endurance
4. We know when to play rough
5. We are use to scoring from any position
6. We never stop until our job is done
7. We love to slam bodies
8. When we play rough we hit from behind
9. Good players score more then once in a night
10. Because all other athletes like to play with balls